dietchola:

do twin boys have the same penis size?

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14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

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• me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

unswaggy:

to attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire

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